Monday, September 18, 2006

EVENT ANNOUNCEMENT

“King Victor” at Chief Tecopa’s once and future Treaty Baths,
is to be Nakedly Deposed
in an OPEN to the PUBLIC Ceremony
To
CELEBRATE CHECKMATE
AND
IMMEDIATE RESTORATION OF TREATY RIGHTS
@MEDICINE BATHS
Sir Eric of CLaMclan, may appear
to graciously CONCEDE defeat, and
remove his King from the Board.

VICTOR’S COMMANDMENT

Thou shall NOT
Act like a ROMAN
In MY TEMPLE BATH!
The Goddess says,
So, same says, the Sisterhood of the Vortex
Violation of this commandment carries the following punishments: strip search, shower, and splash dunk,
         in the Ladies Baths where you won’t be let out
    much before you faint, desperately hoping that SOMEbody  will pull you out before you drown.
We’ll sell tickets to watch, and throw teabags to brew
up a nice tannic hogwash.
   Hometown Videos bring $10,000 Bucks for 30 second clips, from a 20’minute video of
Titular Tecopans “cooking a roman stew.”
For: America’s Funniest Videos TV Show,
hipi propaganda footage.
This is a Definitive Ultimatum…Everyone who understands and complies to these terms, WINS

BLOCK PARTY/KEG’r
To Celebrate BOYCOTT of Corporate Management of
TECOPA HOT SPRINGS PUBLIC BATHS
The Sovereign Treaty Shade Union & The Sisterhood of the Vortex
Invite ALL Tecopasetic Sovereignty Activist to Our Cusp Event

OCTOBER 31st to NOVEMBER 1st
All Hallowed Souls Eve, Afternoon at BlackdogJunction until
All Saint’s Day, First Light at Inyo County Treaty Baths

THUNDER MOUNTAIN WAR DANCE
SUMMONING OF THE ELDERS
OVERNITE GATHERING AND ENCAMPMENT
AT TECOPA’S MEDICINE BATHS

Free dry camping at BlackdogJunction for bruja ha(ha)
earthquake magic users, redskins, rednecks, redheads, and bushwhackers
   who want to help consecrate and restore the Vintage Campgrounds,
and help make way for  
Tecopa’s Future WindFarm and Tecopasetic People’s Power Co-op.

OPEN 24/7 Oct.-March, 2007 for
Boycott/ClassActionCampaign to Restore Treaty and Baths
NO fighting dogs, guns, needles, or broken glass.

3 comments:

  1. I will be there. I miss the old tecopa. Soaking in the baths at 3am drinking my vodka and lime

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  2. Hey! Ho!, Bill,
    cumm to me at email: blackdogjunction@yahoo.com
    luv and peas, Sage

    Pssst... bring a case of glow-in-the-dark-rubbers for yard sale/bazaar Consession Stand.
    will pay shipping, COD
    also...FYI:
    Organics ONLY!!!RULES apply!!!

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  3. Pssst...The Royal WE of Titular Tecopans, will allow Victor a 'speedo' for personal dignity's sake. by the executive directive of the Mayor, pro tem.
    ta-ta, MorganaSage

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