Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Poetry for the Un-Cured RomanticFool Card Folks
of the Gypsy Tarot Clan
Enjoy the well-scrubbed Airs of March,
all ye blowhards and blowfishies!!!
luv and raw sweetpeas, Sage
In 60sBeyond@yahoogroups.com, "LionHeart" gives us
this EveryFather's Tribute to his Daughters.

Madonna Mia by Oscar Wilde

A lily-girl, not made for this world's pain,
With brown, soft hair close braided by her ears,
And longing eyes half veiled by slumberous tears
Like bluest water seen through mists of rain:
Pale cheeks whereon no love hath left its stain,
Red underlip drawn in for fear of love,
And white throat, whiter than the silvered dove,
Through whose wan marble creeps one purple vein.
Yet, though my lips shall praise her without cease,
Even to kiss her feet I am not bold,
Being o'ershadowed by the wings of awe,
Like Dante, when he stood with Beatrice
Beneath the flaming Lion's breast, and saw
The seventh Crystal, and the Stair of Gold.
--- End forwarded message ---

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Sage’s Equations Edition of the BroadsSide Rag
Polemic Definitives 2007
Memo to: KPAHrumpRadio
CATCH THIS INSULT from TecopaSetiSage:
“I’m one of the activist architects around here,
and yer just another pro bono.”

So, print out, sign, and snailmail these Bylaws, to: POB116,92389
Sovereignty Township Steering Committee
Tecopasetic Policy Statement and Bylaws
We do adopt the following guidelines as basic protocol to enhance our social dynamics:
¨ We will be humane, gentle and courteous with each other.
¨ We will share honest passions, and not dump angst on each other.
¨ We will not make false accusatory statements against each other.
¨ We will not target each other with cheap shots.
¨ We will not tread upon, or trip over, each other’s various personalities.
¨ We will open our hearts to each other, and willingly make attitude adjustments together.

Exceptions:
An insult is an ‘accusatory statement’.
i.e. “yer missing MORE than just the womb chakra, poor boy of the Man kind.”
Ain’t that aTruth, tho…? heh heh

Ergo: by the Magic of Metaphor, the WordMuse and Writer’s Goddess, I, Sage, am telling You:
We CAN and MUST SAVE the WORLD,
like Our Generation was born to do!!!
Therefore: the justifiable use of the Judgmental
Magical Powers of Metaphor to
SAVE the Peace of Our WORLD,
IZ VERY PC!!! Viva la Revolucion!!!

Nursing Notes: Harvey of Kpah
Dx .Psychic Vampirism; a sexist, monomaniacal psychosis with hysterical penetration angst ,a deeply rooted persecution complex, and willful hordes of toxic baggage.
Conjecture: Small-statured males seem to be genetically neurotic, and predisposed to faulty attitudinal disorders, culturally flawed reasoning powers, painful panic syndromes, dependencies, and addictions to power.
Prognosis: Most likely, NOT curable without conscious epiphany.

Observation: Rural Communities which have had the advantage of Ma Bell’s Party Line Services, have always been closely knit.
Therefore: Call-In Talk Shows on KTCP Township Radio,
should be the Collective’s Primary Format Style,
to include emergency, off-grid, communications networking
with Local Residents and Personnel.

Monday, February 26, 2007

MINUTES from
Tecopa’s Second Town Meeting
of the 21st Century
Feb. 24, 2007

Attendance:
We who were there,
know who wasn’t, and
those who weren’t, don’t.

Harvey and Gerry of KPAHpahrumpradio.com
arrived on the Noon Stage, and since nobody
was hungry enough to bring food, we cancelled
the Potluck, and moved the Agenda by opening
a bottle of Red Californian Spumante, and raised
a Toast to a framed photo of Mrs. Barbara Price,
The Mother of the Omega Miracle Project,
Chairing Tecopa’s First Town Meeting
in February of 2002.
Barbara is gone, but her Miracle lives on.

Harvey then delivered an update on the
FCC’s latest auctioning of Tecopa’s lease
coordinates to out-of-state, well-moneyed,
broadcast license grabbers, and Jon decided
to give the Pahrumpians permission to bring
a more TecopaSetic broadcast capability,
with a low watt transmitter for the hill out back,
to his Downtown property.

Whereupon, the rest of the Agenda concerning
County politics, was tabled for future discussion,
and the meeting was adjourned to tour the
property for studio space and elevations.

Zee Bard’s Home Coming Party was over in time
for Siesta, and his Home Coming Present was a
windblown and tattered, Gadsden Flag.

Submitted by me, Sage of BlackdogJunction

Friday, February 23, 2007


Consider this: @ question and answer session at the Town Meeting
on Saturday. Feb. 24, High Noon....
the question from a Helen Thomas type:
" Can a californicated Republican, represent his home-town desert insurgency of Grassroots Democrats, Independant Republicans, and Green Party Sovereign Voters, under the Don't Tread on the Rattlesnake Flag, the Eastern Seaboard Naval Battle Ensign of the first American Revolutionery WarVeteran's Era, which later became known as a sovereign for the Gadsen Purchase of western lands. circa 1830s,
on the Inyo County Board of Supervisors???"
Jon's Reply..
Absolutely! Before most of anyone still around here even knew this place existed, I was here helping my dear old Dad enjoy his dream. Now, most everything around here is because of my love and understanding of everybody who decides to live out beyond the reach of the "city" life. While there are some around here who don't care too much for me, for whatever their reasons, I can represent them all. All of Us out here are the "OUTCASTS" of Inyo County. Yet, We are the future of Inyo. See you at high noon.

Jon

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Tecopa's StagKing Returns
I'm Baaaack!



Last Year's HouseParty in the MeinShaft Bar was REALLY, REALLY GOOD!!!
Don't miss this one:




The Sovereign Treaty Shade Union,
and
The Sisterhood of the Vortex,
Cordially Invite ALL
Tecopasetic and Titular Tecopans
to the ZBard's Homecoming Party,
Saturday, Febuary 24th, 2007.High Noon,
to the RADIO FREE TECOPA POTLUCK
at the Mein Shaft Bar in Z'Bard's Castle
at Tecopa Station on Old Spanish Trail,
and to the sub rosa
EMERGENCY TOWN MEETING
Agenda: Memorial Toast to Barbara Price,
the Mother of the Omega Miracle.
Discussion of Proposed Community Radio Station.
Proposal to make Richard Cervantes
a one-term Inyo County Supervisor.
Yokel Referendum to Draft Jon Zellhoefer
to represent Tecopa on the County Board.

Sunday, February 18, 2007



Happy Chinese New Year 2007

right clic:copy and paste to www address bar:
C:\Documents and Settings\user\My Documents\Happy Wild Boar.htm

Wednesday, February 14, 2007



HappiHipi Valentine to:

Carol Andrade VroomanBiker.circaY2K

Marian Class of '67,

Summer of Lovers CyberReUnion



Valentine LionHeart responds,

High Sage,Well--he's not the only one from the 'Seven Sisters' Constellation--I am too--and I know there a few million others..it's sweet of you to take us seriously..:))LoveLionHeart
Monday February 12, 2007 - 05:37pm (PST)


Valentine from

Jahne'ven Pegasus, Fiance'e

Hello SUGAR

you BOWL

me over.



My Most Nostalgic Valentine:

Clyde E. Williams, circa 1976

USS Yorktown, VietVet


A Happy Valentine from
Lavendar Lil',
SweetHeart of BlackDogJunction
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HIPI MAMA'S VALENTINE to Her ExHusband



Dear Bob, and please Fw to; Becky,
Don’t look for any verbal or written response from yer Dad…He is dyslexic, ya know…and he can’t spell worth a fart joke, either. BUTT…He HAS learned to be quite psychic, and dream-fluent, over the years, and he DOES send his love to You Both, daily!! Just like I do, inspurts, and in the Spirit of Crazy Horse.
Has He ever told you His Story, that he stuck to for years, about being from a Star in the Pleiades Constellation.??? I actually listened to his periodic updates, and KNEW he wasn’t lying, because he NEVER lied about ANYthing. So, I’ve always believed that His version of His Own History, must be TRUE.
So, who are YOU Two, to criticize and disrespect your loving Father’s Life with His Katherine???
It took three trys, but yer Dad has managed to wind-up with the Girl of His High School Dreams, when his nickname around campus was “Cathy’s Clown”. Hurray!!

How’s Todd and Beckee?? Sure do wish I had some pics of yer Dad and Kathrine(? Unsure of name), and of Your teen-aged years, You and Daughter Booh!!! Luv, Mom

Psst…Happy Valentine’s Day
I still love Willy, till death do us part.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

InnerCity Yew Norker,
Lake Effect Party BeerRunner

WeatherChannel/Complaint Department.com




I am getting real tired of watching yer weather girls fly off the handle with negative alarmist attitudes about the fear factors involving helpless yuppies driving to work.



Having spent the best years of my life in the Heart of New York, I'm here in Death Valley remembering fondly, being SnowBound in the City, and the Woods, several times, and being totally impressed with the weather-hardiness that bordered on finesse, as displayed and acted upon, by the Citizens of the NeighborHoods, who resort to Home Rule Anarchy as a primary survival skill of self-government.



So, know this! dear weather people....Being SnowBound in New York is NOT 'miserable', as you've insisted on reporting! Yew Norkers are quite capable of handling a work and school shut-down without complaint. Make sure you are around later for the heroic tales that will abound among the hip, survivalist artists and musicians and bards, and Mothers, who will need to be reimbursed for expenses, and given recognition for their social works in times of danger.

I LOVE NY, and Yew Norkers, Seer/Accuze Sage 2007
Blizzard Haiku, by SteelCitySage, 1.31.1978

Your coming strikes terror of suspension
in the Heart of Time.
Your Hand is laid on the screech of Civilization,
and all is halted by the silent violence
of your icy, white dominance.
Welcome.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

MannaFeministaAmerikana/Home Rule 2012
refer to:Dream Journal/Doomsday's Venus Transit,
Wednesday, October 19, 2005/Archive
From: Morgana Sage, Nat’l. Chair, Witches N.O.W. E.R.A. Task Force
and Radical Action Wing, since 1976;
AND...Renegade N.O.W. Chapter
@BlackDogJunction/Renunciate Guild House, 2007:

Dear Jon,
I am NOT voting to send you to Sacramento, ever again.
I don't agree with yer grandiose, corporate dreams of development
in this alkali desert, My HOME.
In 20 years, the only People who will be living here, will be wind and
solar farmers who can survive, thrive, and teach how to survive
independently of the grid, which will likely be in a shambles and
supporting only a bare-boned existence in the Nation's city slums,
where loser's will be trapped, snared to meager existence, tied to
meager resources, unable to walk across the Desert, much less
live long enough in extreme conditions, to terrorize Tecopasetic
Desert Tribes, just to steal vegetables, and eat home grown and
slaughtered coyote meat, or make flour out of corkscrewed beans
that grow on trees.
My Vision of Tecopa Station, as soon as 2012, is of fruit and nut
orchards, on all corner's of the Downtown Junction,
where food and shade will be FREE for the judicious Park 'n' Pick Crowd
of ALL Tecopasetic, Titular, and Sovereign Survivors.

So mote it be My Way instead of Yours, King Stag!!!
luv and raw sweetpeas, Sage