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   I'm really impressed with My President's courage to stand up to the Jews and challenge them to do right by their neighbors. 
  I'm betting that Barack pulls it off, and gets a couple of Peace Prizes.
  

  
  
  
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   Palestinians are ALLah God's Children, too.
  
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   REPEAT: If the Hebrews should be Neighborly with their Cousins. the Arabs wouldn't get so angry!
  

Poem: Problems Solved for Free

Answers donated by
Sojourner’s Muse, Dilemma

A1.Delete “war” from ALL vocabularies.
A2.Delete ALL colors of “it”.
A3.ConSign ALL memories of “it”
to the Void
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In Praise of Jesus,
Child of AllahOur Gods.

Christian’s Rationale: 
We must NEVER bemoan the loss of “it”,
while we balance the US Budget. 

DixieCreampuff @Quartzsite's MainDrag Grocery Store,1994-97

Headlines:

Bin Laden got his death wish, to land on his feet in the Depths of Hell, to pass into extinction as a failed species of non-viable, alien  lifeform, and it’s death cult.
Thanks to ALL the Gods and Gdessz, that in the 21stCentury’s NEW AGE, belligerent men are a dying out.

Heard on Macon TV::”When evil looses Good People Celebrate."

In ‘93 we were parked in my son’s driveway in Atwater, after I got fired from driving carnival trucks across Montana, and escaped a Sturgis ostrich farm winter before my big white, Golden RetrieverX HANNAH, got caught catching a BIG ONE.

My dear son, a stockcar/dragstrip and AirForce mechanic, wouldn’t touch my Vdub to fix my broken turn signal, and was mortified when his buddies met his hipi mother. But shortly after Hallowe’en,his father sent an insurance settlement statement that needed my signature in exchange for a $500 buyout payment to me…so I could move out of his life again.  But he evicted me from his driveway before the check arrived, to spend Christmas at Merced's Women's Shelter, and most of January at the Armory's Homeless Shelter's curb, where I met a v-dub mechanic who took me to a pick-yer-part junked car yard, to find a replacement gas pedal and hinge, and a fourth half-moon hubcap for $4...funny thing happened on the way to check-out...my son came into the shop with a buddy of his to get parts, found me standing there like I was waiting for him, and told me to wait a minute while he goes out to his car to get the $500 check from his father that he has for me in his glove box, which I used to get down to the Quartzsite Desert in a peach of a '70VWtransporter/camper, named after GrammaDixieMcGee. I called her CREAMPUFF, but she could draw blood from any foul-mouthed mechanic who presumed to insult a Granny.



GoodMorning KNYE:6AMpst…w/Harry Chapin’s “Piano Man”

done(so far)list…successful hawking-up session, like my smoking Grampa Leo taught me how he cleared him lungs, when I was little, waking him up for breakfast.

I heart Wedning Days…gota quart of fish oil gel caps from my househusband, just in time to watch SCRUBS/10AM EST

To do list… make Agenda…

Lichen Planus Manifestation of incurable arthritic psoriasis is probably a hint from the Goddess, that my next life in the Land of Faerie is as a Tree Sprite barking in a RedWood Forest. WHOOPIE!

It’s NOON so it must be time to watch Golfer GeorgeLopez’s sitcom. Ms.Hilton is making a guest appearance in today’s episode.


Dark Morning Blues/ April Thursday
(butWilliam&Kate are tying the knot today.)


Georgia seems to be cursed with tornadic weather because of ugly Karma.
Almost 200 southerners died in the storms before dawn.
Wireless internet signal has also succumbed, but still have TV.

I feel like Dorothy, trapped w/ my Dog in OZ at the wicked witch’s castle.
No wonder I can’t keep my ChowX from barking at our househusband, who looksandacts just like the old lady on her flying bike, only funny.