Sunday, January 28, 2007

Come to Yahoo version of Sovereignty Rag:
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and to the Tecopa Boycott Blog:
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BlackDog Junction and RoadRunner Creek


Sage's Throne Room and Mayor's Office

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Re: Leanne’s WHINEY Petition

I’ve only lived in Tecopa’s Downtown Neighborhood
for the last five years, but…even I know that
Leanne Conus is one of the last old-timer antagonists
of the 20th Century Zellafir Feud, and that her version
of the new age Vista that is Tecopa Stage Stop, these days,
is more than slightly out of myopic focus.
Her ‘facts’ are wrong, misleading, and felonious false witness.
As a YearRound Resident and Tax Payer, still,
I’m writing to tell you that the mosquito population, this last summer
was obviously living elsewhere in the Heights, because they sure were scarce in downtown, after the baby fishes and crawdads and egrets and roadrunners ate up almost all the larvae, and the bats took out most of those survivors. RoadRunner Creek is a lassoed wild, living body of freshwater, diverted thru 50 feet of old sewer pipes under the road, from the NorthSide property across Old Spanish Trail, into a small settling pond that drains down to the River across Jon’s Watershed to his GreenHouse and Future WaterWheel.
So, LEANNE!!! Stick THIS up yer Pipes, and flush it!!!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Tongue-in-Cheeky I.Q.Test
(for Feminists, and other non-reactionary Adults)
(Warning: must have a sense of humor to ‘get it’.)

Which of the following “general statements” is FALSE???

1.) Real Hipis don’t do “drugs”.
2.) Real Men don’t eat quiche.
3.) Real Women don’t duck sick.

Correct answer……#2, by reason of polemic euphemism.
(refer to Wikepedia about a best-selling,
tongue-in-cheek book of that name,
by Bruce Feirstein, pub.1982,
that disproved stereotypes.)
note: #1 and #3 are generally true,
based on empirical research.
note: anybody who doesn’t appreciate this kind of
humor, and wants to argue the validity
of either of the generally true statements,
aint too bright, flunks the test, and should
exit my blog, without prejudice.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Happy Birthday, Martin!!!



Forty years ago at Riverside Church, people of conscience declared that "a time comes when silence is betrayal."
"We are at the moment when our lives must be placed on the line if our nation is to survive its own folly. Every man of humane convictions must decide on the protest that best suits his convictions, but we must all protest," King preached that day.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Cheif Tecopa's Once and Future WindFarm,
and TecopaSetiPeople's SolarPower Co-op Site

Wednesday, January 10, 2007



CONTRACT PROPOSAL TO: LIONHEART’n’ ZBard, January 2007

Dearly 'Heart and Consort...
Please cum to Tecopa's Sovereignty Township to supervise the restoration of a misted, DesertGreenHouse, in which the townfolks here can grow hordes of sweet peas; i.e.'preparedness' tactics of
Cheif Tecopa's Once and Future WindFarm,
and TecopaSetiPeople's Solar Power Co-oPerative.
So, I have printed out yer resume, and am sending it to the LandLord of My Heart, the Owner of a derelict,
but restorable to foodplant status/Greenhouse.
And so, Jon and jglionheart,
consider yerselves introduced,
for future reference???

'WE' CAN LIVE ON LOVE...and RawPeas grown on Artesian Desert Water!!! ...Sage

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Just so You KNOW: I REMEMBER EVERYTHING, CLEARLY!!!

Dearly Geri Rose, and High AngeMichael???
Thanx for being such a good friend to
Our GeorgianPegasus ClanSister. And if You choose to help her accomplish the Mission she has taken on herself for My Benefit
Birthday Present, even to the point of using her whole savings account for a golfcart, instead of paying off her GA. Tickets so she can keep her driving priveledges…..
Geri, I have aged twenty years since I had my first(and so far, ONLY) broken bone injury on your property…Thank Goddess that my lawyer promised me a nut-check in six months, as apposed to a 5 year liability suit.
So now that I actually have the budget flexibility to stretch
a line item to include $50.00 a month, for the rest of my life, to either You or Jahnean, and actually live long enough, happily paying out the $500.00 gift (returns someday) to Thomas Headley, for Kathleen and the Twins, the last month before I left on New Year’s Day, 2002 when You and Me STILL were NOT yet on speaking terms, if y’ll remember!!!
Never have had the operation to re-break the ankle, and get it pinned…so, the damned thing is STILL broken, and has taken out the cartilage under my last good knee , which now rolls on rock s, clogging the mortar and pestle.
So thusly, If Jahnean INSISTS on getting the available cart,
come hell or highwater!!! why dontcha help her to drive it into my desert resort Birthday Soak Party, in memory of Janis Joplin??? I’ve got a really nice CruiseShip MuuMuu for You, if Jahnean doesn’t see it Firsties!
I could go on about the Cayenne in the Venison Stew Blunder, and the Clear Warning you gave me, Schizo..., when you told me you WANTED to get me off the Goat Farm. I knew then that I needed to get those AZ tags for the Vdub , so that you wouldn’t have to feel guilty about making me homeless….
….but I won’t!....I am letting those by-gones be gone, if not forgotten. Will You forgive Me, and forget my debts to You, por favor???
Luv and NO PEAS IN THE STEW< EITHER, Sage at 58’07
Pssst…If You don’t give a positive response to this proposal, I’ll NEVER forgive You for putting Cayenne in that FreshRoadKilled Venison Stew!!! I CLEARLY remember that My Behavior was
certainly more Kosher than either Yours, OR that Jewish neighbor of yours, whose air-voice sounded like she WAS chewing on aluminum foil like I heard her say on-air, and SHE cracked me up!!! With a Semetic JAPcurse(incohoots with.Dau, dontcha KNOW? THAT’s the ‘why’ of that break on the day after Gypsy Chain got killed in the Woods.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Thelma’s Page

Thelma Angelo was a longtime resident of Shoshone Trail Park, a former client of Tecopa Community Center’s Senior Programs, and a Founding Mother of the SovereignTreatyShadeUnion, who has recently retired to more easily assisted apartment living in her Elder Brother’s Carson City Neighborhood. She has sent the following Poetry and Testimony in support of the Boycott…enjoy!
THELMA’S SONG
I don’t want to sound disrespectful
When I ask Saint Peter to wait,
But there’s a place I long to visit
Before I pass thru his Pearly Gate:
It’s a Land of Hills and Valleys,
The greenest ever seen,
Where the King of Leprechauns himself
Dances with the Faerie Queen..
When the Moon is full upon a warm night’s scene,
And the breeze off LockLomen brings the mists of dream,
And the music of the King’s fiddle puts me in hypnotic trance,
My feet, of their own accord, begin to tap and dance,
And the Queen of Faerie, with shamrock-braided golden hair,
Whirls me round and round until I loose all cares.
The Irish from my mother makes my heart wish to go
Where the bagpipes gives me goose bumps
And the blarney stories flow,
And the Mothers tell their children
“the banshee’s will get you if you’re not good”
So all the babes of Ireland are Angels,
And the music of life’s magic is clearly understood.
I’m asking you, dear St. Peter,
To be patient with me one last time,
While I frolic on the moonlit Green,
So that I can bring reminders to Eire’s Angels,
Of dancing with the Queen.

Testimony…October 29, 2006
Not much on TV, so I’m sitting in my one room in a nice city wishing I was back in the trailer I sold too cheap, at the edge of Death Valley…just a spot in the Road…one store and gas station, a café and bar together, a Museum, the Sheriff’s office, the Post Office where one had to go get mail, and next door, the Park office where I paid for the privilege of living on the space my trailer sat on for ten years, which was owned by a descendant of Great-Grandfather Brown(?). The trailer had a porch that my Son came and enclosed with screen, making a nice extra room where I could watch the cars go by. The hills changed colors as the sun went down, and the trees behind were a rare feathery kind of Tamarisk called ‘salt cedars ’ and they spread their limbs until they grew too heavy and old, and would crack and fall in a strong wind. I loved to listen to the soft, southern, summer breezes rustle thru them at night. It was not rare to hear coyotes calling to each other, and sometimes one would stroll thru the park. In back was a campground under the scattered trees, a barbeque pit, a laundry house, and a bath house for the Campers. The most wonderful thing was the swimming pool of flow-thru water, warm even in winter, with piped in water forming a waterfall. I was always amazed to see such a wonderful pool, not even crowded…it never was, and I had the pool to myself, likely as not, but enjoyed many hours with my old neighbors and friends, watching the bats come out after mosquitoes as the evenings got dark.
Death Valley’s being one of the Wonders of the Natural World, there were travelers from all over the World coming thru…some I met in the pool, and at the café. How I wished I could talk to them in their many languages.
Just 8 miles South was another spot in the road called Tecopa…long faded now, not even a store anymore, but still the home of a little steepled church, a Post Office, and an old motel where one Lady, my friend Sage, still lives because she wanted her dogs with her, and this was allowed. Two miles from the Post Office are the Hot Springs feeding the Once and Future Public Baths, one for men and one for women. Very nice. Two bath houses with hot mineral water constantly flowing thru, showers, a roof on one and the other open to the sun’s rays as you relax between 10 minute soaks. There are neighboring trailer parks and resorts with spaces, small cabins, and private baths that range from extra warm to cooking hot. Watch out for the lobster effect.
Because we live in a country where the government won’t let things stay the same as they used to be, now the Baths that Chief Tecopa refused to sell, and were free for all mankind since forever, now the government is charging a fee. The water is flowing freely out of Mother Nature for the use of People who need the healing waters to ease their aches and pains.
Many of the People who live around town are poor as well as crippled, and can’t afford the fees, and it just isn’t fair that they are forced to suffer.
For the tourists who can afford the fees, I say OK, But for the local People
who need the therapeutic treatments, I say, “Give them a free pass. They get medical benefits and compensation, don’t they?”
Don’t try to change what Chief Tecopa believed in. The Baths were meant to be FREE. Why charge? I bet Tecopa is turning in his grave, don’t you???
FROM: SovereignTreatyShadeUnion]
TO: ALL TecopaSetic and Titular Tecopan Boycotters:

Please, don't avoid Tecopa just because
of CLM's shabby presence here!
We MISS You, and yer video and digital cameras,
and expect Y'all to gather at
Delight's Hot Springs Resort,
at off-season weekend and weekly prices,
to help US Yokels build pressure to abort
the County's payola'd contract with CLM;
and to support Our Boycott-friendly
local business alternatives:
at the RedWindMill Healing Spa;
and the NEW Organic Cafe at AmyNoel's Hot Springs Resort;
and the NEW Shoppe downtown, Raven'sWood Merchantile;
and the Tecopa Station StageStop, ZBard's Castle,
Mein Shaft BYOB Bar, and Piano Lounge Parties.
Springtime Suites and DryCamping Available.

Inquire at BlackdogJunction#9
on-the-Grounds contacts: Emily Redwood, the Rottweiller,
and Lavendar Lil', the Chow,
who is star-crossed
with Lillian Weed,
Cheif Tecopa's MedicineWoman,
from the 19th Century version
of Tecopa Hot Springs' Sovereign Government!! !
or leave comments here...


Happy AnniverSeti, Janis of '43

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Wednesday, January 03, 2007




RSVP from KPAH'S HARVEY:
Sage,

Yes, a Saturday should be better. Unless something unusual comes up, I should be able to come and bring my famous pasta salad. I'll write it in on my new calendar.

Here- post this on your blog!
Green Republican Initiative
Tecopasetic Class Action/
Civil Defense Committee,
In-the-Shade Union......

The Sovereign Treaty Shade Union,

and

The Sisterhood of the Vortex



Cordially invite ALL

Tecopasetic and Titular Tecopans

to the ZBard’s Homecoming Party,

Saturday, Febuary 24th, 2007…High Noon,

RADIO FREE TECOPA POTLUCK

at the Mein Shaft Bar in Z’Bard’s Castle

at Tecopa Station on Old Spanish Trail,

and to the sub rosa

EMERGENCY TOWN MEETING

Agenda: Memorial Toast to Barbara Price,

the Mother of the Omega Miracle.

Discussion of Proposed Community Radio Station.

Proposal to make Richard Cervantes

a one-term Inyo County Supervisor.

Yokel Referendum to Draft Jon Zellhoefer

to represent Tecopa on the County Board.