Lake Effect Party BeerRunner
WeatherChannel/Complaint Department.com
I am getting real tired of watching yer weather girls fly off the handle with negative alarmist attitudes about the fear factors involving helpless yuppies driving to work.
Having spent the best years of my life in the Heart of New York, I'm here in Death Valley remembering fondly, being SnowBound in the City, and the Woods, several times, and being totally impressed with the weather-hardiness that bordered on finesse, as displayed and acted upon, by the Citizens of the NeighborHoods, who resort to Home Rule Anarchy as a primary survival skill of self-government.
So, know this! dear weather people....Being SnowBound in New York is NOT 'miserable', as you've insisted on reporting! Yew Norkers are quite capable of handling a work and school shut-down without complaint. Make sure you are around later for the heroic tales that will abound among the hip, survivalist artists and musicians and bards, and Mothers, who will need to be reimbursed for expenses, and given recognition for their social works in times of danger.
I LOVE NY, and Yew Norkers, Seer/Accuze Sage 2007
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