Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Sage’s Equations Edition of the BroadsSide Rag
Polemic Definitives 2007
Memo to: KPAHrumpRadio
CATCH THIS INSULT from TecopaSetiSage:
“I’m one of the activist architects around here,
and yer just another pro bono.”

So, print out, sign, and snailmail these Bylaws, to: POB116,92389
Sovereignty Township Steering Committee
Tecopasetic Policy Statement and Bylaws
We do adopt the following guidelines as basic protocol to enhance our social dynamics:
¨ We will be humane, gentle and courteous with each other.
¨ We will share honest passions, and not dump angst on each other.
¨ We will not make false accusatory statements against each other.
¨ We will not target each other with cheap shots.
¨ We will not tread upon, or trip over, each other’s various personalities.
¨ We will open our hearts to each other, and willingly make attitude adjustments together.

Exceptions:
An insult is an ‘accusatory statement’.
i.e. “yer missing MORE than just the womb chakra, poor boy of the Man kind.”
Ain’t that aTruth, tho…? heh heh

Ergo: by the Magic of Metaphor, the WordMuse and Writer’s Goddess, I, Sage, am telling You:
We CAN and MUST SAVE the WORLD,
like Our Generation was born to do!!!
Therefore: the justifiable use of the Judgmental
Magical Powers of Metaphor to
SAVE the Peace of Our WORLD,
IZ VERY PC!!! Viva la Revolucion!!!

Nursing Notes: Harvey of Kpah
Dx .Psychic Vampirism; a sexist, monomaniacal psychosis with hysterical penetration angst ,a deeply rooted persecution complex, and willful hordes of toxic baggage.
Conjecture: Small-statured males seem to be genetically neurotic, and predisposed to faulty attitudinal disorders, culturally flawed reasoning powers, painful panic syndromes, dependencies, and addictions to power.
Prognosis: Most likely, NOT curable without conscious epiphany.

Observation: Rural Communities which have had the advantage of Ma Bell’s Party Line Services, have always been closely knit.
Therefore: Call-In Talk Shows on KTCP Township Radio,
should be the Collective’s Primary Format Style,
to include emergency, off-grid, communications networking
with Local Residents and Personnel.

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