Monday, August 09, 2010

Nursing notes:

Just had a wonderful shopping date with an elegant MaconTaxiDriver, a TALL shirt-and-tie 30-something, Jehovah’s Witness, BlackDog owner, with an easy manner, and an open mind. Louis is my new Guardian Angel, so I gotta harass my Catholic, racist daddy about Angels coming in all colors, too.

HAGGARD BODY BLUES

I’ve lost about 43 pounds since I wore a DD bra,
3 years ago in the Desert.
Lost 4 pounds just last week,
on the SSI diet of mostly oatmeal,
and now my pretty satin C bra is too big.
DAMN!!! Wish fat would vanish from my hips first!
Used to have a nice goldmine back there, somewhere.

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