TecopaSetiCommunique:

MAYDAY+17,2007 HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
ALL YE YOKEL PANIC ATTACKEES…

PLEASE CALM YOUR HYSTERICAL CRYING AND WHINING TO, AND ABOUT, OUR COUNTY WORKERS DURING THIS TIME OF COMMUNITY STRESS. NOBODY’S NEEDS ARE BEING ABANDONED, SO TAKE IT EASY ON KATHY AND SUSIE, WHO NEED YOUR SUPPORT AND UNDERSTANDING, NOT YOUR CRITICISM.
WE ARE FORTUNATE TO HAVE SUCH PROFESSIONAL CARE-GIVERS LOOKING AFTER OUR INTERSTS,
SO COUNT YOUR MANY BLESSINGS,
AND COMPLAIN TO THE COUNTY
ABOUT THE BROKEN AIR-CONDITIONER AT THE LIBRARY, THAT WILL RIGHTLY COST THE COUNTY A REPAIR OR REPLACEMENT BILL, TO BE PAID BY OUR TAXMONEY FROM THE COUNTY BUDGET…SOONEST!!! Nancy, the Librarian, has had to go home sick from the heat by 10AM most days, and has no time to swelter over the Community Computer, clearing backlogs and build-ups, etc., so, Internet Access is currently unavailable too,
due to just the FIRST hot slam of the door on Spring!!!
It’s already too hot to work so hard at frantic antics,
so EVERYBODY just COOL OUT,
at least until Our not-so-young-anymore, MachoGirlyBamBam’s back gets better!!! And by then, I would hope y’all learn
to quit acting like terrible two year olds,
squawking for attention.

Luv and Peas, Morgana Sage, Mayor, pro-tem, local4592
Sovereignty Township Steering Committee
at BlackDogJunction@ Yahoo.com,
on the Old Spanish Trail