EVENT ANNOUNCEMENT

“King Victor” at Chief Tecopa’s once and future Treaty Baths,
is to be Nakedly Deposed
in an OPEN to the PUBLIC Ceremony
To
CELEBRATE CHECKMATE
AND
IMMEDIATE RESTORATION OF TREATY RIGHTS
@MEDICINE BATHS
Sir Eric of CLaMclan, may appear
to graciously CONCEDE defeat, and
remove his King from the Board.
                  VICTOR’S COMMANDMENT
                          Thou shall NOT
Act like a ROMAN
In MY TEMPLE BATH!
The Goddess says,
So, same says, the Sisterhood of the Vortex
Violation of this commandment carries the following punishments…
             strip search, shower, and splash dunk,
         in the Ladies Baths, where you won’t be let out
    much before you faint, desperately hoping that SOMEbody cares enough to pull you out before you drown.
We’ll sell tickets to watch, and throw teabags to brew up
a nice tannic hogwash.
   Hometown Videos bring $10,000 Bucks for 30 second clips, from a 20’minute video of
Titular Tecopans “cooking a Roman Stew.”
For: America’s Funniest Videos TV Show,
hipi propaganda for A.I.M. footage
HEALING LEONARD, a DOCUMENTARY
This is a Definitive Ultimatum…Everyone who understands and complies to these terms, WINS