Wednesday, October 19, 2005

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CLASS AD

Witchdoctor…Hip Feminist

Available for consultations,
Pro-bono, tit-for-tat, sliding scale.

Political issues a specialty;
First-aid, non-invasive therapy;
Psychic healing…polemic discipline.

Reasons provided upon request;
Cooperative cures likely;
Research contracts negotiable;
Will sell answers.

E-mail: morganasage@excite.com

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